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Greetings!

I go by Andros (or Andros Starborn, Andros the Chill, or Andros the Two-Dimensional Lord). I’m a fae/elf hybrid otherkin (styled “faelf” or “elfae”) in my late 30s whose got a lot of varied interests. My gender, if anyone asks, is “elf” or nonbinary. I use he/they pronouns. I am also neurodivergent.


I talk about fae stuff on here, but also tech, politics, media, gender, funny things, and random memes. If you’re looking for my kink/sex blog, however, that would be @osha-compliant-fae (minors and/or assholes DNI).


Minors and assholes DNI. As a note, this blog includes adult themes and controversial opinions. Reasoned discussion is welcome; flame wars, insults, and so forth are not. I reserve the right to block people being assholes on this blog, and the public is so warned.

Otherwise, enjoy!

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    • #a réalta
    • #andros' bad translation theatre
    • #how to get andros smashed
    • #andros taking pictures
    • #argent starlight
    • #it faelf
    • #ask andros
    • #pics of a star
    • #replies
    • #andros speaks
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erebus0dora:

rochenn:

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman’s lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other’s meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You’re crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

The X Files

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    • #x files
    • #roflmao
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Q:

I saw a car with one of it's front lights broken. I was reminded of Odin. do you think Odin will approach me with his own Honda accord, or should I pick up the bill and slam into the back of his Dragula?

teremi-hc

endreal:

I have it on very reliable authority (the cute harpy in my Applied Oneiromancy seminar) that according to your human theologians, Odin was borrowing that car

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~Send me anons and asks for TMI Tuesday fun and prophet!~

    • #lol
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    • #gpoy
    • #cross stitch
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unexpectedphilosophy:

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New political party 🎉

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    • #protest
    • #lol
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squeakitties:

squeakitties:

“imagine a borzoi with husky eyes. that’s jeff the killer, right?” -my boyfriend

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    • #dogs
    • #awwwww!
    • #cute
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procrastinationstationnn:

procrastinationstationnn:

gives u a lil kiss on the forehead

reblog to give prev a lil kiss on the forehead

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    • #prev: 😘
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woodrider:

woodrider:

somewhat virgin olive oil

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    • #lol
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thetypewriterdaily:

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growing can wear you out in ways others may never see. you don’t have to pretend the journey hasn’t left you tired. you don’t have to smile through the ache in your bones or hide the weight you’ve been carrying for so long. you don’t have to choose between being proud and being tired. you’re allowed to feel both. and both parts of you deserve to be seen, held and met with kindness 🤍

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    • #oof
    • #as an elder millenial (xennial?) i feel this in my bones
    • #personal growth
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michigen:

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    • #vidspam
    • #take on me
    • #plushie
    • #i have...several questions
    • #lol
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donnathepirana:

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

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These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

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    • #vidspam
    • #the muppets
    • #swedish chef
    • #lol
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thememedaddy:

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    • #motherfucking this
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tuiliel:

blue 3d printed Greek alphabet tiles, surrounding a cup of red wineALT
three handwritten flash cards: Ψ psi "you have this righteous judgement from the Gods" Α alpha "The God Apollo says you will do everything successfully" Χ khi "Succeeding, friend, you will fulfill a golden oracle"ALT

Here’s a new Greek Alphabet oracle set I got from @androsthechill and just dedicated to Apollo and the Pythia and consecrated in wine. One more divination style I’ve been working on lately! The second pic is a set of study cards I’ve been using.

I’ll probably offer this system at reduced rates at Frederick Pagan Pride Day in September.

Yay! Glad you’re making good use of it, a réalta! 💖

Story time for the rest of Tumblr: These came about from a 3D printing side project I did for a local pagan group’s prison ministry, who wanted to put on an Elder Futhark workshop for the inmates in the program. The inmates could only have bone (which is weird, because many states restrict the possession of animal parts) or plastic oracle sets. But I thought to myself, “Hey, I have a 3D printer.” And so I designed a set, and around the Winter Solstice I had printed out a dozen sets to give to the prison ministry, along with a rune reference book for the library. A bit later, I made a Greek oracle set since I work with a Hellenic group and had gotten interested in Hellenic divination. And then @tuiliel wanted an Ogham set, and had some ideas about oracles for the blind, and, well…this has become my ADHD hyperfixation project for the past few months, off and on.

As it stands, I’ve completely reworked the design of my oracle set from what has been pictured. I plan to offer these for sale at some point. Watch this space.

    • #divination
    • #hellenismos
    • #oracle sets
    • #elder futhark
    • #runes
    • #greek alphabet oracle
    • #ogham
    • #3d printing
    • #a réalta
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fieldsarebreathing:

propalahramota:

“When you’re trying to have a hot girl summer, but the governments decide to start WWIII😭😭”

Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma

“Dying in WWIII wasn’t on my 2025 bucketlist 💀🫣”

Location: Sydney, Australia

“Look at the strawberry varenyky I made”

Location: Kyiv, Ukraine

When I bought my fairy wings on Etsy:

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Her Etsy shop if you guys wanted some lovely fairy wings from a wonderful and talented woman

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    • #wings
    • #ukraine
    • #fae
    • #faelf
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jackytaylor:

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    • #gifspam
    • #fae
    • #faelf
    • #the buccaneers
    • #apparently
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qsycomplainsalot:

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    • #lol
    • #history
    • #the defenestrations of prague
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